Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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