Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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