I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so that wasnt chicken after all
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I looked at my own cervix.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Watching her eat just hurts me
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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