I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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