the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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