i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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