the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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