Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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