dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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