Where did you get a picture of my penis
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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