Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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