I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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