Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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