That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to jail i love you
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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