I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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