dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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