Sry I called you an 8
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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