About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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