just survived the first fart of the relationship.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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