She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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