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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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