Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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