Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
