11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
D3 body, D1 cock
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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