I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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