Pappa wants mamma naked
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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