I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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