Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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