What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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