they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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