Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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