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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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