So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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