wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
i need some magic done to my vagina
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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