I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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