You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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