He told me they were just razor bumps!
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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