I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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