they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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