I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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