Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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