Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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