Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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