Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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