He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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