My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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