I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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