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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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