the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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