I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
