Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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