The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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