he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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