the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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