im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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