Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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