I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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