I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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