This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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